"The Heartbroke Kid"
The Simpsons episode
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Episode no.Season 16
Episode 17[1]
Directed bySteven Dean Moore
Written byIan Maxtone-Graham
Production codeGABF11[1]
Original air dateMay 1, 2005
Guest appearance(s)

Albert Brooks as Tab Spangler and Jacques

Episode features
Chalkboard gag(first) "I will not spank others" (similar to 8F14) / (second) An obese Bart buys a chocolate bar from a vending machine instead of doing a chalkboard gag
Couch gag(first) The family, along with the couch, are launched by a catapult / (second) Everyone makes it to the couch normally, except for the now-obese Bart, who walks in a few seconds later and suffers a heart attack
CommentaryAl Jean
Ian Maxtone-Graham
Dana Gould
Michael Price
Matt Selman
Lance Kramer
Max Pross
David Silverman
Steven Dean Moore
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"The Heartbroke Kid" is the seventeenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons.[2] It was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Steven Dean Moore. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 1, 2005.[3] Albert Brooks guest stars in the episode, playing the character Tab Spangler, as well as briefly reprising Jacques from "Life on the Fast Lane".

"The Heartbroke Kid" is the 352nd episode in the program's history and was broadcast straight after the 351st episode, "Don't Fear the Roofer", on the Fox network in the United States.[4]


Principal Skinner is looking for a company to sign a vending machine contract with Springfield Elementary, with half of the machine's profits going to the school.[2] He looks at suggestions of a gumbo machine from the Sea Captain that seriously burned the Sea Captain's hand and a request box from Gil and rejects them, until he gets a suggestion from Lindsey Naegle. The unhealthy vending machines sponsored by hip-hop artists are installed, and most of the students use the machines (save for Lisa, who protests their extremely high sugar content and artificial additives), but Bart is seen using it the most frequently. Due to the high fat and sugar content in the snacks, and due to the high frequency of their consumption, three weeks later, Bart significantly gains weight and becomes obese, and during an in-show parody of the opening credits, he suffers a heart attack after slowly trying to make it home from school.

Bart sees Dr. Hibbert, who says that malted milk balls have clogged his arteries, and that a wad of Laffy Taffy is blocking his liver. He informs the family that Bart is addicted to junk food and tells Marge to put him on a diet. However, Lisa discovers that Bart has been hiding junk food in his walls, and the family stages an intervention. When Bart tries to run away, due to his widened and obese frame, he gets stuck in a fence and is caught by two representatives of a maximum security fat camp, Serenity Ranch. Bart ends up there with Apu, Rainier Wolfcastle (who was last seen fattening up for a movie), and Kent Brockman, and the camp's leader is none other than former junk food magnate Tab Spangler (who is dealing with many anger issues). However, when Bart is there, the family is faced with an expensive bill. To pay for the camp, the family converts their house into a youth hostel, which attracts German tourists.

At the fat camp, Bart cheats by sneaking food, so Tab Spangler takes him home to visit the family to show him the horrors that occur. His family is working continually to appease the students staying in their home. The Germans humiliate the family, making Homer dance for change and forcing Marge and Lisa to clean intentional messes while pointing out America's problems one by one. He suggests Bart fight his addiction, and he does, by destroying the vending machines in school. His addiction to junk food is over, and he steals the money from the vending machines, which the family uses to pay for the bill and give the Germans "Das Boot". Homer gets revenge by beating up the Germans, and tossing them out. Tab Spangler says that Bart still has three weeks left of non-refundable treatment, and Homer goes with Tab (by force from the family), where the episode ends with them driving in Tab's car arguing over the cheeseburger Homer is eating.


Albert Brooks guest starred in the episode as Bart's fitness instructor at fat camp in his fifth appearance on the show. It was his first appearance for almost a decade, having previously voiced characters in the episodes "The Call of the Simpsons" (1990); "Life on the Fast Lane" (1990); "Bart's Inner Child" (1993) and "You Only Move Twice" (1996).[5][6] In The Simpsons Movie (2007), Brooks voiced another character, Russ Cargill.

Cultural references

  • When Bart says "I raged against the machine and money poured out", he is referencing American protest band Rage Against the Machine.
  • The title of the episode is a reference to the 1972 film The Heartbreak Kid.
  • The song Homer sings to the Germans is "99 Luftballons" by Nena (in its original German).
  • Tab's car resembles a Volvo V70.
  • Homer says "they're melting" in a style reminiscent of The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
  • Homer urges Bart to "Do the Bartman" to try to fight his heart attack.
  • When the Simpsons family are talking about keeping the money Bart stole and using it to get rid of the German backpackers, Marge uses the phrase "... give them Das Boot." in reference to the 1981 movie Das Boot.
  • Bart hides his sweets in a hole in the wall hidden behind a poster and also stands in a shower of sweets, in reference to the 1994 film The Shawshank Redemption.
  • Some of the snacks in the vending machine are named after

    IGN listed Albert Brooks as the top guest star on The Simpsons for voicing Tab Spangler, along with his previous voice roles.[6]


    1. ^ a b "IGN: The Heartbroke Kid". ign.com. IGN. Retrieved 3 August 2009.
    2. ^ a b "The Heartbroke Kid". thesimpsons.com. 20th Century Fox. Archived from the original on July 27, 2009. Retrieved 3 August 2009.
    3. ^ "THE SIMPSONS' CELEBRATES EPIC 350TH EPISODE SUNDAY, MAY 1". The Futon Critic. Retrieved 3 August 2009.
    4. ^ "Simpsons celebrates 350th episode". BBC News. British Broadcasting Corporation. 29 April 2005. Retrieved 3 August 2009.
    5. ^ Smith, Lynn (8 June 2008). "Albert Brooks' long TV hiatus ends with 'Weeds' guest role". latimes.com. The Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 3 August 2009.
    6. ^ a b Goldman, Eric; Iverson, Dan; Zoromski, Brian. "IGN: Top 25 Simpsons Guest Appearances". ign.com. IGN. Retrieved 3 August 2009.

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